Welcome to Governor Newsom “Rainbow Man’s” Cal Amsterdam.

Where Everyone is Stoned - Drunk - High - Vaping - Addicted - Broke - Robbing - Scamming or Molesting Someone.

All of this "Before" Anyone Ever Heard of the Coronavirus or COVID-19.

Living in cars or in the Bushes - or in Homeless Camps - Using Needles to Inject Opioids - and where Illegal Aliens and Criminals Get Financial Assistance and Free Healthcare.

A World of Fat Men and Women with four or five Kids on Welfare and Fake Service Dogs.

The Stoners will Tell You that it’s Organic and Medicinal - the Alcoholics will Tell You that it’s Good for Your Heart - but All of it Causes Cancer.

The Perverts will Tell You that it’s - Affection and Love.

Fat People Just Say - “Food” is Love!

Everybody Just wants to Look Like Some "Freak" on a TV Sitcom.

In Cal Amsterdam - No One will Actually have a Legitimate Business or a Job - Everybody will Just be Magically Rich - Scamming and Defrauding Each Other - with - Tech - Startup - Real Estate - Development - Fake and Fraudulent Charities - Non Profits - NGOs - Please Donate - Churches - Group Homes - Do-Gooding - It’s Always for the Kids - Cyber Begging - Social Media - Fake Friends - Fake News - Data Mining - Financial Hocus Pocus - Expensive Animal Healthcare - and Other Exploitation.

Defying All Known Economic Fundamentals and Standards - Chasing After the Same Dwindling Supply of Real Money.

Driving Range Rovers - Bentleys and BMWs - Bribing Politicians and Officials - Flying Private Helicopters - Wearing Rolex Watches - Living in Ten Thousand Dollar a Month Apartments - Condos and Houses. Dining Lavishly - Going to Disneyland and Ducks Games - Living the Legacy Good Life - “All on Lines of Credit” and Somehow Magically Paying Taxes Too.

While City Hall - Congress - Educators - Reverends - Public Employees - Developers - Utility Companies - Nurses Unions - Doctors - and - Health-Scare Providers - Feed Each Other Grapes and Drink Up - Licking - Sucking and Masturbating Each Other - Always Using "Your" Money and Land.

Sexting Kids - Driving Drunk or Stoned and Crashing Into Trees - Molesting Police Explorers - in a Continuous - Corporate - Educator - Religious - Developer and Municipal - Corruption and Credit Orgy - Group Fuck - and Circle Jerk.

Bank Robbers - Don't Call the Police - on Other Bank Robbers.

It's a Dummied Down - No Child Left Behind - Everything's OK - Anything Goes - Walk Away - Bankruptcy - Eat Your Way to 600 Pounds - Dump Toxic Waste - Have it Your Way - Addicted - it's not Your Fault - No Savings Account - Out-of-Gas - Got Knocked Up and Daddy's Long Gone - Jesus Loves You - Somebody Died and I Don’t have Any Money for the Funeral - Go Fund Me Page - I Hope they Donate an Extra 10 Thousand So I can Go to Vegas Too - I'm Overextended and Can't Make My Payments - So I'll Crap on the Neighbors - Rent Out Everything I Own - Hoarder - Park on the Street - Illegal Garage Apartment - Trailer Trash - Airbnb - Sign and Drive - Project X Party - Society.

The New Economy is that - There is No Economy.

I Don't Borrow Money or Loan Money.

I Rarely Drink Alcoholic Beverages and "Never" Smoke Anything.

When I'm Out and About with People - Also Rarely - I Like to get the "Real You" - Not the Synthetic - Turbocharged Bong - THC - Pre-Workout - or Jack Daniels - Version.

I "Don't" Have Any Debt - Not a Nickel - because I Don't Drink the Marketing Hype and Sales Pitch Kool-aid or Try to keep up with the Joneses.

I Don't Buy Have or Want!

"Financed" Overpriced Houses - Cars - Boats - Trailers - RVs - Mac Books - I Phones - Watches.

A 30 “Thousand” Dollar Home Solar System when My Total Electricity Bill for the Entire Year is Thirteen “Hundred” Dollars.

Bottle Service - Hundred Dollar Spaghetti Dinners at North Italia - Valet Parking - Nitro Cold Brewed Coffee.

250 a Month Cable and Satellite TV.

Kids.

"The 10 Cent Solution to Planet Overpopulation - Hunger - Disease - Poverty - Racism - and Climate Change - Don't Forget to Use One "Every Time"!"

$250 Thousand Dollar Student Loans when My Job is going to be outsourced to India China or a Robot.

Or - My Area of Study - Degree or Doctorate is So Ridiculous and Frivolous - it will Never Enable Me to Land a Real Job Become Commercially Viable - Successful or Financially Independent - Doctor.

When Social Media Crashes - and You weren’t a Millionaire Celebrity Influencer - Video Maker - or DJ - You’re Gonna Need a Fuckin’ Job - Any Job.

You’ll be Able to Drive Though - for Uber - Amazon or Pizza Hut - because Self Driving Vehicles are Still 50 Years Away - and One Hacker with the Right Virus and Some Dead Bodies will Set That Back Another 50 Years.

There’s No Such Thing as Artificial Intelligence - Otherwise Mark Zuckerburg would Have Some.

I was Around in 2000 when Everybody thought they were Gonna be Dot Com Billionaires Riding Razor Scooters Around the Office “then Too” - with Half Baked Crazy Ideas that Either No One Wanted or were Impossible to make a Profitable Business Out of - Like Pets .Com - Blue Apron and We Work [We Jerk] - Lots of Expenses and Debt - but No Sales or Profits.

Kind of Hard to Make a Profit with Free Shipping on 50 Pound Bags of Dog food.

Razorfish founders Craig Kanarick and Jeff Dachis threw a party at which — allegedly — drag queens served 4,000 White Castle burgers to guests.

Other Things I Don't Buy Have or Want!

140 Pound Dogs that I Can't Afford to Feed.

— I once was thinking about Adopting a Small Dog from the City of Irvine Animal Shelter.

The Girl there asked me "what happens if the Dog Jumps off of the Sofa and Breaks two Legs and Needs $10 Thousand Dollars of Cat Scans (No Pun Intended) Surgery - and Doggie Medical Care”.

I Said well “that's Easy" - "the Dog is Gonna Die”.

She Gave Me the Death Stare.

I Didn't Adopt the Cute Doggie as it Turns Out. —

Other Things I Don't Buy Have or Want!

$250 Mobile Car Washes and Detailing.

A Loan so I can make a Down Payment on Another Loan.

Parties with Male Prostitutes in West Hollywood.

$300 Thousand Dollar Kitchens - Endless Remodeling and Home Improvements - Making Me "More" Upside Down on the Property - than I already was.

Other Outrageously Expensive - Financed and Overpriced Stuff.

You Shouldn't Buy Have or Want Them Either!

Recently I even cancelled my LA Fitness Gym Membership - because it Started to Look more Like a Fucking Homeless Shelter - with - Fat - Hairy - Creepy Old Men - Psychos - Gold Diggers and Hos - Illegal Aliens - Guys Who want to Fight Someone in the Parking lot - Violent - and All Kinds of Other “Problem People”.

I Miss My Friends There “a Little”.

Anybody with Five Bucks can Get In on a Day Pass or a Free Pass and there aren’t any Metal Detectors - the Air Conditioning Quits - and - the Fire Exits are Blocked Sometimes. The Only Detectors they have Read a Chip in the Towels So the Losers I mentioned Above - Don’t Steal One - Which would mean the CEO and the Owners might have to Cut Back to One Corporate Jet - Instead of Two - So they could Buy More Towels.

I have a Treadmill at Home - Know How to Run - and Do a lot of Fitness Exercises - Crunches Etc. at Home - and - I save $600.00 a year. I Do All of this Fitness Stuff - because - I Don’t Want to be Fat and All Fucked Up!

Yes - I Know - Accountability and Responsibility - is Not as Much Fun as a Kanye West Party with "Free" Beyonce and Kim Kardashian Boobie Squeezing - and - Booty Groping - Bummer.

I Did Leave the Vietnamese Girl who has been Cutting My Hair for Years and Years a “Generous” Tip Today - Fifty Bucks - because - Well - it’s the Holidays - and She has Kids and Dogs - and - I Noticed that the Jeans She was Wearing Tonight were Torn and had Holes in “both” Knees - So - I Figured - Well You Know - She could Probably Use the Money.

Talents and Skills

Web Development

Design Irvine

Commercial Printing and Graphics - Industry Expert

Photography

David S. Harvey

Voice Acting

Radio / Television / Multimedia

News

Mobile and or Airborne Assignment Editor Photographer - Story Developer - Producer - Radio Scanner Listener - Extraordinaire.

I Don't Need a Job - but if you're offering Obscene Amounts of Money - Benefits Up the Ass - Exotic Shopping Trips - and - I Can Use the News Helicopter Anytime I Want for My Personal Stuff - I'll Think About It - Call Me.

Career Highlights and Achievements

In the 80s I was asked to take over the management of a small to medium commercial printing company. I quickly observed that the dominant players in the office were primarily obese women. In a memo I announced that there would be no more eating at employee desks except that I would allow a single cup of coffee or beverage - all food was to be consumed at or in the lunch area.

Soon after - one woman came to me to ask if it would be OK for her to take tomorrow off from work as the refrigerator repair man was coming and she needed to be home. I said absolutely not - and advised her that her job was more important to her and to us - and that she could have a family friend or a competent and trustworthy neighbor meet the repair man - and - that by not taking a day off without pay - she would be more likely able to pay for the repairs.

The next day or so it was brought to my attention that one of my employees was attempting to get his wife a job working along side him in the same department. I made it clear that no such arrangement would be either possible or appropriate.

Soon I asked that the office be thoroughly cleaned and reorganized so as to be more efficient - and while cleaning and moving furniture - a Customer's Check from about five years back was discovered - a check for many thousands of dollars - which had never been deposited.

The owners of the company were furious about this discovery and soon telephoned me to thank me for making decisions and changes - which would improve their business operation - and protect their investments.

There was some crying and carrying on about these decisions and events.

In a few days or so - I was approached by the obese woman who used to manage the division and she exclaimed to me that "this is a business not a concentration camp".

She went on to exclaim that “this office used to be Happy and Congenial - like a family”.

I said - “Not Anymore”.

Business Networking

I Generally Do Not Respond to LinkedIn Association Requests - Because they're Too Open-Ended and I Don't Use LinkedIn Myself.

Art Lebedev Inspired me to Adopt His Business Philosophy in Design Work - Photography - Creative Projects - and - Life.

“As a matter of principle, we don’t work with private persons, political parties, religious organizations, jerk-offs, douchebags - and those whose views conflict with ours.

We live the way we like.

We work the way we believe is right.

We don’t give a shit about corporate values all together.

All the award plaques end up hanging in our lavatory. We abhor buzzword combinations “creative solution” and “business process optimization”.

The offers we send to our clients rarely exceed one page.

The only principle we follow is just two words: No nonsense.

And none of this stops us from being the leading Russian design studio, boasting a rich portfolio and having good reasons to think that no company will be able to take our place in the next dozen years.

Those who know that we are the best in design are few. And only a few appreciate our careful attention to the Russian language. The websites we make have no annoying animation, and you won’t see each running head repeat the author’s name in the books we publish.

It is not easy to say what makes people entrust us with their projects. There are never guarantees that we’ll find common grounds with those who wish to work with us. What we do guarantee is that whatever we do, we do it right, the way we see it.”

If you want the very best in Design - contact Art Lebedev Studios - we won't mind - really - we like them!

Art Lebedev Studio

Otherwise - Contact Us

Design Irvine

Other Talents and Skills

Private Pilot

Single Engine Land [Airplane] - Certificated – High Performance / Complex - C150 - C152 - C172 - C172 RG - C182 - C P210 - C-310 - PA 28 - Mitsubishi MU-2 - Beechcraft T-34 - 35 V-tail

Rotorcraft [Helicopter] - Brantley - B 47G2/J - R 22/44 - B 206 - B 206LII - Eurocopter HH-65 Dolphin - MD 500/E

J.A.F.O.

Sailplane [Glider] - Grobe Swift

1500 Flight Hours Total Time

Favorite Words

Producer

In the music industry a person who has many roles, among them controlling the recording sessions, coaching and guiding the performers, and supervising the recording, mixing and mastering processes. See Also Web Producer - Film Producer.

Backfire

To have the reverse of the desired or expected effect e.g., their plans backfired.

Spoof

To imitate something while exaggerating its characteristic features for comic effect.

Embellish / Hype

Make something more attractive or interesting by the addition of decorative details or features - in some cases - the additions aren't necessarily - real or true e.g., "King of Covers".

Khashoggied

To threaten one with dismemberment and subsequently being carried out in pieces within multiple briefcases. Based on Saudi Arabian journalist - Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi and his suspected method of demise.

E.g., Better watch your mouth - You’ll get khashoggied.

Disclaimer

"I'm an Attractive and Influential Person and Hang with Other Attractive and Influential People.

Smart people feel happier alone than when others - even good friends are around. A “healthy” social life actually leaves highly intelligent people with “less” life satisfaction.

Your Obesity “is” Troubling to me - More Importantly - It Should be Troubling to You - if you're Old - Fat and Otherwise Fucked Up - We Won't be Hanging out Together.

My Name is No - My Sign is No - My Number is No - The Sign Says No - My Religion is No - The Answer is No!

If you’re Here Illegally and Mooching off the Taxpayers - I’m hoping that Trump “will” deport you. We Use Tear Gas Now at the Border - because it’s a Softer Approach - and We Want You to Go Back Home - Safely - and - without Stealing Any of Our Shit - or Using Up Our Resources - Which were Meant for “Our” “Born” or “Sworn” “Citizens”. If You Don’t Like Your Government - or the Thugs in “Your” Neighborhood - Sometimes One in the Same - Shoot at ‘Em - that’s what We Did.

Remember - “Rioting Works” - and You “Can” Change Your Country - Your Police - Your Politician’s - and Your President’s Mind - Just Ask France.

I Once Exclaimed - “Why are All of Those Kids Crying in Detention at the Border? They’re Getting a Free Lunch!

I Used to be a Very Tolerant - Generous - Inclusive - Trusting and “Sometimes” - Happy Individual - but - Since You’ve Tried to Cheat Me - Steal My Intellectual Property - Patents - Inventions - Can’t Speak Any English and Cheat on Your Exams at “Our” Universities - So You can Get a Worthless College Degree - Impress - Bully and Exploit the “Poor” and Less Fortunate People in China - Get Mom and Dad to Buy You “Another” New Expensive Car - and Generally Try to Fuck “Me” While You’re Here and then “Fuck Me Again” When You’re Back Home - “Not Anymore”!

Nothing here was intended to marginalize reflect any insensitivity - Marginalize Ridicule - or contribute to any person's real hardship - suffering - emotional distress - real misfortune - or - disability.

I’m a very cynical and sarcastic person - but never mean.

You can be who your are here - so long as You were “Born” here - or “Sworn” here.

No particular activity or activities described within the content of this communication are either advocated - condoned or denounced.

No endeavor has been made to describe any Real Person - Persons or Property.

Not Necessarily Suitable for "Sensitive People".

Suitability or unsuitability to be determined by Reader.

As Always You Should See Your Doctor First.

Favorite Campaigns

Service Dog Fraud “is” a Crime!

For example - Betty is overweight - "Fat" - because she can’t stop shoving Food into her mouth - and - often uses a mobile chair and an Oxygen Tank when shopping.

She puts a vest on her Chihuahua - Molly - and lets her ride along. Betty has no problem with stating that Molly is a service dog - if questioned.

Molly is not trained to fulfill any need - will probably bite someone - has Fleas and Ticks - and will Sniff and Lick the Potato Chip Bags and Grab and Go Stuff at Starbucks - “before” You Buy Some of Them.

Betty is willingly committing service dog fraud.

And Finally

Coffee and Starbucks used to be an Adult Thing - Kind of Cool - Intellectuals and Interesting People. “Not Anymore” - Now it’s Kids - Illegal Aliens - Homeless People Obese People - Fake Service Dogs - Chinese Hackers on Laptops Using the Free WiFi - and Other Low income - Low IQ - Gold Diggers - Hos - and Other Not So Cool People.

And Dirty Inside - Sometimes it Looks Like a Bomb Went Off - Never a “Clean” Table - and the Employees There - Especially at the Drive Through Locations They’re Being “Pimped by Corporate” Just Like In a Sweat Shop - and By Some Suck Up Store Manager and District Manager Who are on a Bonus Program - All to Keep the Store Sales High and the Share Price Up - for Kevin Johnson the CEO.

Also I Do Not use Social Media - not at All - All Advertising is Blocked - TV - PC - Phone - No Ads - No Pitch - No Hype - No Hustle - I’ve Also Trained Myself to Ignore Advertising Signage - both Outdoor and Indoor - All of It - “Nothing” Gets In.

I have Amber Alerts on my Phone Turned “Off” - because - it’s always the same thing - Mommy and Daddy had an Argument - and - Daddy Drove Off with the Kids and a Gun - I Just Don’t Need to Know About All of These.

If You've Ever Thought to Yourself - Wow It Seems Like “Everything's” All Fucked Up - that's Because it “Is”!

Dave - Existentialist - Skeptic and Non Believer - Borderline Misanthrope - and - Perpetual Malcontent - Discovering Ridiculous Incompetence and Corruption - Everywhere.

Oh and Yeah - It’s Perfectly OK to Not Like Me Very Much - but - You’ll Have to Get to the Back of a Very Long Line.

You Gonna Cancel Me?